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Every now and again, someone takes exception to something we say on this site. Sometimes it's a reasoned analysis, sometimes it brings up something we hadn't considered before. We welcome these messages.
And then . . . and then . . .
Someone will send us something that goes straight to the Idiots' Gallery. Wherein you will find our replies to any of a variety of nonsense spouted in the name of . . . well, usually in the name of something that the Idiot in question can't articulate very well.
No, don't worry. We absolutely swear it that, if you just write innocently asking a question, you won't find yourself filleted on this webpage. While all e-mail sent to us becomes the property of 3rd WWWave, we have absolutely no intention of making anyone feel like a jerk just for asking a question. It takes something especially. . . malicious, clueless, and just plain stupid to wind up here. So go ahead and e-mail us. We're nice, really. And we're equal opportunity flamers as well. We don't single out men; if a woman sends us something particularly stupid, we're not likely to hold back.
Here's the latest installment, written in reply to one of those oh-so-endearing high school white boys who is still learning the fine art of.... human thought. No comments are needed; this one speaks for itself.
On Thursday, March 30 2000 at 08:42:03 GMT WHiTEY fORd wrote: > >Subject: Feminism Sucks Ass > > >Feminism Equals Fascism >Age 15, Male > >My problem with female activists is that they no longer wanna be equal >to their male counterparts (I am a male... 15 years old) but they want >to be superior to them! That's a fact. A lot of the ones that I've >heard protesting around the area that I live in, they sit there ranting >about how women's bodies are works of art, they make the babies, etc., etc., >etc., and they tell me that it should be illegal that women go to fight in >wars and stuff. That's just dumb, because men have to fight for thei >country, so why shouldn't the women? If they wanna be equal, they can't just >take the good parts of equality and throw-out the bad. > >Everything about feminism makes me just sick. I mean, I understood the >feminist movement when it was back in the 1950s, but the women of the >WORLD should realize that the fight is over! YOU ARE EQUAL, THERE IS NO >POINT IN TRYING TO FIGHT FOR YOUR "RIGHTS" WHEN YOU HAVE THE EXACT SAME ONES >IF NOT MORE SINCE YOU ARE CONSIDERED A MINORITY! Just another fact: did you >know that the only type of person that is a "majority" citizen in American >and Canada are white males?! That means that the affirmative action stuff >goes to anyone who is considered a minority, which leaves the white man out >in the cold. > >What's with this "girl power" fad, anyway? It's just causing more >tension between the sexes. Let me tell it to you like this, ladies; if >you're against racism, then you can't discriminate men like you are. >And don't come at me saying men are always making women do the dishes, >etc., because that's not true. That's all changed and it's accepted now that >there are shared tasks in the household. Forget the past, 'causethat stuff >is over and done with, alright. GET OVER IT! > >The thing I most hate about feminists is that they strongly believe >that they pretty much make babies by themselves without the help from >the male. Damn, girls, we have the sperm, you got the egg. It's a team >effort just like anything else in life. Sure you give birth to it, that >doesn't mean that you have the more significant part in it, you know what >I'm saying? A few of my friends have gotten girls pregnant; guess what! They >aren't allowed to see their kid because of the mother! The mom is like, "I >don't want you to have any part in MY baby's life." > >This is what I would say if I were in that situation, please excuse my >language, "Bitch, we made that baby together and you have to let me see him >or I'll come over there and knock you upside your head." Don't get me wrong, >I don't believe in violence unless it's sincerely needed, but she would >deserve it if she didn't let me see my own child. You always hear about the >male taking off and not wanting anything to do with the kid, but that's not >the case in reality. > >The bottom line to all you feminists out there: YOU'RE EQUAL, THE FIGHT IS >OVER! QUIT BITCHING AND MOANING, ALL IT DOES IS CAUSE MORE FIGHTING! > >And a message to all you girls that agree with what I'm saying, I love >you all! Keep on fighting the power! LOL! And to all my brothers out >there who see the holes is these beliefs feminists have, keep the faith and >we will overcome this truly dark moment of mankind. :-) > >-the ganja smokin' whitey_ford > >CAR INSURANCE AND SEXISM > >CAR INSURANCE: It's not the idea of car insurance that I hate, actually it's >a good idea to have it, but here in Alberta, Canada females pay a lot lower >of insurance than males do! I don't know if it's favorism or what, but the >government claims that the reason it flows that way is because "females get >in less car accidents than males." Alright, I'm not saying that's untrue, >it's just a FACT that the majority of car accuidents females get in are with >parked cars! It's a fact, don't even try to say I'm wrong 'cause I've seen >the statistics! If females are getting into accidents with parked cars, then >shouldn't their insurance be higher because their accident pronability is >obviously a LOT higher than males... think about it. And when a male does >get in an accident, he is usually on the highway doing 110KM and something >terrible goes wrong, and if you actually look at the drivers on the highway, >the larger percentile of them are males! So it is obvious why they get into >more accidents -- BECAUSE THERE ARE MORE MALES DRIVING IN HIGH SPEED ZONES >THAN FEMALES! But, once again, females get in accidents with parked >vehicles! > >A DIRECT MESSAGE FROM [whitey ford] TO YOU: Feminism is stupid, stop the bitching >and moaning because it is no different from religion (which, mind you, has >caused more than enough wars over the last 2000 years.) Maybe if you women >would stop fuckin' bitching about being equal, things would get better. And >the thing I realized about you after reading you website that you classify >ALL men into those categories of coming back from work and watching sports. >This may shock you, but ALL MEN AREN'T LIKE THAT. Feminists are no different >than the fucking Ku Klux Klan! You are discriminating against a group of >people for a characteristic of simply being... just because I have a dick >doesn't make me a "typical" male. And I guarantee this, you are blowing >these things way up in your mind - I only write this anti-feminist shit to >fuck you guys back for being fascists. Drop those damn beliefs, if you guys >really wanna be in charge and taking care of business, invade Cuba and >become the new dictator, alright! CHILL OUT WITH THAT SHIT! > >-the craaaaaaaazy ganja smokin' [whitey ford] >
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